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General Category => The Dim Times => Topic started by: ScUmFoX666 on January 30, 2009, 06:49:45 pm



Title: Favorite Dim Times Character
Post by: ScUmFoX666 on January 30, 2009, 06:49:45 pm
Johnny Slutman!


Title: Re: Favorite Dim Times Character
Post by: $leazy411 on January 30, 2009, 07:58:18 pm
SLUGGO
he was very interesting and there isnt much info about him


Title: Re: Favorite Dim Times Character
Post by: punkoid2 on January 31, 2009, 11:05:31 am
sluttman  cus noone kwows what happened to him


Title: Re: Favorite Dim Times Character
Post by: joeyS on May 31, 2009, 12:51:24 am
sluttman  cus noone kwows what happened to him

I'M your favorite...awwww! as for what happened to me, well, after getting kidnapped by chinese merchant seamen, i spent 9 years as a towel-boy for a Mongolian spermbank magnate. I was rescued by the French foreign legion and spent the next 4 years as a mercenary, I killed 97 men, 3 women, a small Iranian boy and a herd of goats. After i came down with leprosy, the French left me on the Island of Sardinia with nothing more than 1 clean pair of underwear, A scimitar and a bag of goat jerky. I was blessed by a 99 year old priest and was cured of leprosy, but not before losing 2 fingers, an elbow and half an ear. My uncle sent me $600 western union and I flew to new Orleans just in time for Hurricane katrina. I lost a guitar and 3 teeth in the storm and swam to Philadelphia where I started Man is Doomed and the rest is common knowledge. Now you know what happened to Joey Slutman.-Joey


Title: Re: Favorite Dim Times Character
Post by: Vaginus The Demon Slayer on June 01, 2009, 08:00:40 pm
Joey. And I'm not just saying that to suck up to him. He's the only one I liked who isn't somehow still part of GWAR from the Dim Times.


Title: Re: Favorite Dim Times Character
Post by: punkoid2 on June 20, 2009, 08:29:02 pm
sluttman  cus noone kwows what happened to him

I'M your favorite...awwww! as for what happened to me, well, after getting kidnapped by chinese merchant seamen, i spent 9 years as a towel-boy for a Mongolian spermbank magnate. I was rescued by the French foreign legion and spent the next 4 years as a mercenary, I killed 97 men, 3 women, a small Iranian boy and a herd of goats. After i came down with leprosy, the French left me on the Island of Sardinia with nothing more than 1 clean pair of underwear, A scimitar and a bag of goat jerky. I was blessed by a 99 year old priest and was cured of leprosy, but not before losing 2 fingers, an elbow and half an ear. My uncle sent me $600 western union and I flew to new Orleans just in time for Hurricane katrina. I lost a guitar and 3 teeth in the storm and swam to Philadelphia where I started Man is Doomed and the rest is common knowledge. Now you know what happened to Joey Slutman.-Joey
wow..... your my hero!!!!  that was badass  you even got to killl wow omgomgomgomg