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1  General Category / The Dim Times / Re: Favorite Dim Times Character on: June 20, 2009, 08:29:02 pm
sluttman  cus noone kwows what happened to him

I'M your favorite...awwww! as for what happened to me, well, after getting kidnapped by chinese merchant seamen, i spent 9 years as a towel-boy for a Mongolian spermbank magnate. I was rescued by the French foreign legion and spent the next 4 years as a mercenary, I killed 97 men, 3 women, a small Iranian boy and a herd of goats. After i came down with leprosy, the French left me on the Island of Sardinia with nothing more than 1 clean pair of underwear, A scimitar and a bag of goat jerky. I was blessed by a 99 year old priest and was cured of leprosy, but not before losing 2 fingers, an elbow and half an ear. My uncle sent me $600 western union and I flew to new Orleans just in time for Hurricane katrina. I lost a guitar and 3 teeth in the storm and swam to Philadelphia where I started Man is Doomed and the rest is common knowledge. Now you know what happened to Joey Slutman.-Joey
wow..... your my hero!!!!  that was badass  you even got to killl wow omgomgomgomg
2  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: June 04, 2009, 01:40:16 pm
thats right an scurrently i am edeciding how joey slutman should leave

i will make a poll and such and i am posting designes...

hope you enjoy...
lol
Hahaha, I love the first option. Good job! He gets eaten by the world maggot, and when the maggot takes of for space, he ends up getting puked out, falls through the atomsphere, lands on the North Pole and freezes again.
The world maggot didn't exist when Joey was in the band. See answer to poll. he was beheaded by his brother Johnny.
well he wasnt thought of then
3  General Category / GWAR Side Projects / Re: Favorite Song off "YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" on: June 01, 2009, 03:56:51 pm
You fucker up when ya fucked with the cops!
zipper pig zipper pig zipper pig OHHHHH!!!!
4  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: May 29, 2009, 05:24:17 pm
dude ur a traitor  ur a hearless bohab..... i bet u listen to lordi.......  im sorry plz forgive me   

hearless?
lordi?
what the hell is wrong with you
your trhe hell wrong with me  you like cock,,,, and lodi
5  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: May 25, 2009, 07:29:13 pm
dude ur a traitor  ur a hearless bohab..... i bet u listen to lordi.......  im sorry plz forgive me   
6  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: May 06, 2009, 05:09:26 pm
i got to second base Grin

I got to third and im going home
*laughs* was itr ur mom lol happy late birthday  theres a male striper in the cake
im gonna talk like you for a second-
ur a fukin retart lol
in english-
you're a fucking retard haha

anyways....YOURE A FUCKING REATARD
ur a flamin homo....... ohh and u owe me five bucks
i dont owe you shit faggot
i dont want your shit i want five bucks for your heart killing insult
7  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: May 05, 2009, 07:23:27 pm
i got to second base Grin

I got to third and im going home
*laughs* was itr ur mom lol happy late birthday  theres a male striper in the cake

im gonna talk like you for a second-
ur a fukin retart lol
in english-
you're a fucking retard haha

anyways....YOURE A FUCKING REATARD
ur a flamin homo....... ohh and u owe me five bucks
8  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: May 04, 2009, 05:02:38 pm
i got to second base Grin

I got to third and im going home
*laughs* was itr ur mom lol happy late birthday  theres a male striper in the cake
9  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: April 29, 2009, 07:00:10 pm
i got to second base Grin
10  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: April 26, 2009, 05:24:20 pm
if techno was sent to get gwar to go back to space then who came first syn or techno?Huh??

That's confusing! Let me plot this out
The Master came first
The Master made GWAR
Techno was sent by the master to get GWAR
Techno failed miserably, and the master sent Cardinal Syn after Techno.
Cardinal Syn and the Decans of Dogma failed, and summoned the Master
sdude i mean like  a chicken or the egg
11  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: March 13, 2009, 03:45:35 pm
if techno was sent to get gwar to go back to space then who came first syn or techno?Huh??
12  General Category / Mythos / Re: mythos for gwar comic on: March 13, 2009, 03:37:18 pm
the mythos will include atlantis, apes, antarctica, ur mom,(lol) killing dinos, the world magot (sorta) and the killing of dinos (again)
13  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / concept of origin comic on: March 13, 2009, 03:33:31 pm
in the concept of origin we start at a comic whare the scumdogs dont wana perfom beacauise thwy start forgeting tons of shit then they act wierd and it shows random flashbacks...sudenly they remember all of the scumdogs of the universe days and the master ans tthe stuff they firget then perform death pod in the end
14  General Category / Dim Times/Scumdog Evolution Comic / Re: gwar comic on: March 13, 2009, 03:29:24 pm
ok the idea for including uncle knoby is thaY HE IS SLEAZYS NAIBOR
he hears gwar practice and says to sleasy "keep it down or im callin the cops he eventualy calls the x-cops over and they dont do shit...
so knobby goes over to complain then gets kidinapped by gwar and kept as a pet.. until his misery is ended in the adaptation of shimmy disk 1987... or so it goes on











15  General Category / GWAR Videos / Re: The best GWAR dvd of all time? on: February 01, 2009, 03:50:36 pm
ive never seen skulhedface
but i want to soooooooooooo badly
the only way i could see it is to buy it on dvd

well wadabout getting a torrent dumbass....

gee sleasy do you really know gwar?


way to spell sleazy wrong too
Chill, Chill, Chill! Remember the rules!
i posted that before you gave mt the new job
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