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« on: April 27, 2009, 05:27:28 pm »

What follows is a note from ODERUS URUNGUS, ruler of Earth, lead singer of GWAR, and possibly the most deluded being on the planet...a being so clever that he at this moment is posing as me, the person (Oderus Urungus), that is writing this...

For some time I have devoted my leisure activity to a long-cherished goal, that of fucking a living blue-whale. Many carcasses I had violated in search of this inane pleasure, and it was good, until I realized that once again The Masters was on. In recent years I have relished the rape and murder of international golfing celebrities at what is undoubtedly golf's most prestigious event. Despite the PGA's denial of my wrath (they only show heavily-edited footage), I recently descended on Augusta and left nothing but corpses in my wake. Indeed, Tiger Woods butchered carcass was served at the Champions Banquet, and I made Fuzzy Zoeller eat it! And also my dick...

But all pleasures soon bore, so I was relieved beyond belief that we recently began work on our new album, “LUST IN SPACE”. Once again the brothers GWAR have been joined in the creation of what can only be described as the new thing that we are working on.
What tales will we tell? What wrath shall unfold? Once GWAR rose from the depths of Hell, carrying the skewered head of Jewcifer as our battle standard, to return to the surface world and embrace whatever fate had prepared for them, what the hell happened? Well, rest assured that I am not going to tell you a thing...except that when GWAR's 25th Anniversary Re-birth on Earth epic product cycle begins to drop, it's going to be nothing less than the greatest record, show, and assortment of other things you can blow ALL your money on! Oh and I can also tell you this...

GWAR is wrapping up the “Inter-Galactic Wrestling / Electile Dysfunction” show with a flurry of touring in some of our favorite shitholes! So be sure to catch GWAR on their “Fights of Spring” tour 2009, you can find the tour dates at

GWAR is also invading Europe this summer, with big shows at Bloodstock (England), Total Brutality (Czech Republic), Sziget Festival, and finally the biggest metal festival in Europe, Wacken!

    31.07. – 01.08. Wacken –Wacken Open Air(Germany)
    +KINGDOM OF SORROW + NAPALM DEATH + WALLS OF JERICHO 08.08. Jaromer – Brutal Assault Festival (Czech Republic)

    13.08. Budapest – Sziget Festival (Hungary)NEW

    16.08. Burton upon Trent –Bloodstock Open Air Metal Festival(Great Britain)

     There will some club dates as well so keep your eyes peeled (really!). Stay tuned for a very important announcement concerning not just only everything you need to properly worship GWAR but a few things you don't need, that are really fun anyway! Thats all for now, I have worlds to conquer, people to enslave!

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