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Favorite Dim Times Character

Question: Favorite Dim Times Character
Johnny Slutman - 2 (66.7%)
Joey Slutman - 0 (0%)
Mr. Magico - 0 (0%)
Cornelius Carnage - 0 (0%)
Sluggo P. Martini - 1 (33.3%)
Hans Sphincter - 0 (0%)
Stephen Sphincter - 0 (0%)
BalSac - 0 (0%)
The Jaws of Death - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 3

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Joey Slutman

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« on: May 31, 2009, 12:51:24 am »

sluttman  cus noone kwows what happened to him

I'M your favorite...awwww! as for what happened to me, well, after getting kidnapped by chinese merchant seamen, i spent 9 years as a towel-boy for a Mongolian spermbank magnate. I was rescued by the French foreign legion and spent the next 4 years as a mercenary, I killed 97 men, 3 women, a small Iranian boy and a herd of goats. After i came down with leprosy, the French left me on the Island of Sardinia with nothing more than 1 clean pair of underwear, A scimitar and a bag of goat jerky. I was blessed by a 99 year old priest and was cured of leprosy, but not before losing 2 fingers, an elbow and half an ear. My uncle sent me $600 western union and I flew to new Orleans just in time for Hurricane katrina. I lost a guitar and 3 teeth in the storm and swam to Philadelphia where I started Man is Doomed and the rest is common knowledge. Now you know what happened to Joey Slutman.-Joey
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